rabbitmilk:

7.11.18

wrowtangclan:

Ordered a pizza just now and in the delivery instructions I meant to put “Call or text when you get here” but I fucked up and then hit enter instead of backspace so the instructions just say “Call yourP” which is. helpful

wunkolo:

One time I saw a torrent for The Sims get reported because someone thought The Sims were supposed to speak English in-game and not simlish

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

This is the last thing you see before you die

clownsuggest:

if u OOZE suspicious FLUIDS you are VALID!!!! if u are dangerous to TOUCH and TO LOOK AT you are VALID!!!! if photos of you come out GRAINY and BAD due to the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION EMITTING FROM YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES well thats just FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

aspertiacitygymleader:

transpunkspacejunk:

0kboy:

ME